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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

so…I haven’t posted anything here in ages. I think I’ve grown apart from the fandoms that kept me here, and I no longer make fanart for them as you probably have noticed.

Therefore, I am closing this account for good. I think this account will stay as an archive, but I won’t post anything new.

If you would still like to keep up with my art, follow me at @/ftaephoria on twitter and Instagram. Please note that these are my Kpop stan accounts, so if you’re not into that I suggest not following.

I’ll still be keeping up with my cats a day, if anyone was worried.

Thank you for liking my art. Until next time <3

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afabbaeddel

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

zerofarad

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

jellyfish-rights

I’ve been doing this for years

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It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

swoopingsilver

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

masochist-incarnate

We live in a socie-

jacketslut1

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

jacketslut1

I find the mushroom post :)

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jacketslut1

sorry

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sorry

jacketslut1

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

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smolpocketmonstercoffee

@imfunnydamit

jottingprosaist

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thesealfriend

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

scandalouswitch

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

cryptidbreathmints

May I add: “I refuse to die until things are better and that is a threat.”-random tumblr user I can’t find the post anymore

buterfligurl

@gallusrostromegalus

gallusrostromegalus

Oh! an entire quote list for the Raw Animals Coloring Book!

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basic-banshee

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

basic-banshee

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

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And so it begins

sweet-chesus

Well, which one is it going to be?

basic-banshee

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

basic-banshee

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

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Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

justluckyiguess

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

basic-banshee

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

basic-banshee

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

cooliopumpkin

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basic-banshee

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

charlesoberonn

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this is straight outta an au i love it not art reblog