because I can

[because I can]

so…I haven’t posted anything here in ages. I think I’ve grown apart from the fandoms that kept me here, and I no longer make fanart for them as you probably have noticed.

Therefore, I am closing this account for good. I think this account will stay as an archive, but I won’t post anything new.

If you would still like to keep up with my art, follow me at @/ftaephoria on twitter and Instagram. Please note that these are my Kpop stan accounts, so if you’re not into that I suggest not following.

I’ll still be keeping up with my cats a day, if anyone was worried.

Thank you for liking my art. Until next time <3

[because I can]

[afabbaeddel]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[jellyfish-rights]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[masochist-incarnate]

We live in a socie-

[jacketslut1]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[jacketslut1]

I find the mushroom post :)

[jacketslut1]

sorry

sorry

[jacketslut1]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

@imfunnydamit

[jottingprosaist]

[thesealfriend]

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

[scandalouswitch]

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

[cryptidbreathmints]

May I add: “I refuse to die until things are better and that is a threat.”-random tumblr user I can’t find the post anymore

[buterfligurl]

@gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

Oh! an entire quote list for the Raw Animals Coloring Book!

[because I can]

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

[sweet-chesus]

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[because I can]

trying some different things

[because I can]

today i have some kagehina from the best timeskip kagehina fanfic i have ever read! god just read it, it’s so funny

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24601522/chapters/59427604

[because I can]

[perforaretur]

THIS IS A REAL FUCKING COFFEE AU AND THE GUY IS A SIDE CHARACTER

imagine your otp

[because I can]

i crawl out from the dead to bring (sort of) haikyuu fanart

[because I can]

Anonymous asked:

Eeeyyy happy birthday! (My bdays in a couple days XD)

thank you!!! happy early birthday to you!

[because I can]

Anonymous asked:

Happy day of birth!!

thank you so much!!!

[because I can]

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